Am I Ready To Return To Work?

As some of you know, I've been stuck at home for the past four months not being able to do much.

Sooo, you tend to spend a lot of time gazing out of the window at what's happening the the street....

.... and our neighbour opposite is really getting on my chimes! How he manages to have a permanent two day stubble is beyond me (beginning to think it's a fake one) but what is really winding me up (and this is pathetic now I type it) is how often he washes his car!

He uses a pressure washer so I always know when he's out there in the drive. So far this week he's washed it three times. THREE times!!! He'll have no paint left on it soon. It's not as if it's a posh, flash car or anything, just an ordinary Ford Mondeo diesel (but he does have a personalised numberplate).

This chap is only in his late 20s/early 30s. I think he needs to get a hobby - and please don't tell me washing his car is his hobby LOL.

Good grief, I think that mentally I am ready, so ready, to be getting back to work - if only my knee was playing the same game.

Yours, slowly going cuckoo
Squirrel xxxx